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Funny Love Quotes For Him and Her
“Love is like a fart—if you have to force it, it’s probably crap.”
“Love is sharing your popcorn without keeping track of who ate the most.”
“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?”
“Love is being stupid together.”
“Marriage is when a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s.”
Funny Love Quotes
“I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.”
“If you love them, let them sleep.”
“Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.”
“Forget the butterflies; I feel the whole zoo when I’m with you.”
“My wife and I were happy for 20 years—then we met.”
“You can’t put a price tag on love, but if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.”
“Love is a lot like a backache: it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.”
“I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.”
“Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.”
“I love you more than chocolate, but please don’t make me prove it.”
“We’re like a really small gang.”
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“Love is telling someone their zipper is down or their shoelace is untied.”
“My heart says, ‘Chocolate and wine.’ But my jeans say, ‘For the love of God, woman, eat a salad!'”
Funny Love Quotes
“I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot.”
“A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt.”
“Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.”
“My love for you is like a fart that can’t be contained—just bursting to let it out.”
“Love is being stupid together. Which sums up our relationship perfectly.”
“I love you more today than yesterday. Yesterday, you really got on my nerves.”
“Love is a lot like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.”
“I love you even though you snore.”
“If love is a battlefield, then marriage is a mud-wrestling match.”
“Marriage: when dating goes too far.”
“Love is sharing your password with your partner.”
“You’re the cheese to my macaroni.”
“True love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill but won’t, because you’d miss them.”
“I love you more than yesterday. Yesterday you got on my nerves.”
“Love is like Wi-Fi. You can’t see it, but you know when you’ve lost it.”
“I love you with all my butt. I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.”
Funny Love Quotes
“Marriage is just fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can’t be handled by his parents anymore.”
“Love is being stupid together.”
“I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.”
“Love is not about how much you say ‘I love you,’ but how much you prove that it’s true.”
“Love means never having to say, ‘Sorry, I ate your pizza.'”
“Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right and the other person is the husband.”
“Marriage is like a walk in the park—Jurassic Park.”
“Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill but can’t because you’d miss them.”
“You’re my favorite notification.”
“Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.”
Funny Love Quotes
“We go together like drunk and disorderly.”
“Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your fries without making them give you any of theirs.”
“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
- “Love is not having to hold in your farts anymore.”
“I love you, even when I’m hungry.”
“Love is when you text your partner just to say you’re still mad.”
“You’re the bacon to my eggs.”
“I love you even when you make that weird noise when you sleep.”
“You’re the peanut butter to my jelly.”
“I love you more than naps.”
“Love is not finding someone you can live with—it’s finding someone you can’t live without… and then threatening to leave them over minor things.”
“You’re the reason I wake up smiling… and the reason I go to bed with a headache.”
“Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, and the romance in a relationship—and find out you still care for that person.”
“Love is like a roller coaster—if you don’t hang on tight, you’ll fly off.”
“I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye.”
